Mario

Mario
This is the Worst
Vital statistics
Position	Next to Fafa
Age	39
Status	Active
Physical attributes
Height	24x2
Weight	20 grams

Mario is one of the main characters of Glove and Boots.

He is somtimes idiotic and is really reliant on Fafa's help when he's in trouble. He seems to really dislike Stewart, telling him nobody cares about him.

Mario likes to sing songs, perform magic and is best friends with Fafa. Mario plays jokes sometimes, but he means well and makes friends with everyone he meets.

He also likes things that explode.

While seeming completely Naive and Innocent, he has been an accomplice in hiding the body with Fafa of Dr. Suess and roasting Dan Aykroyd.

Fun Facts

• Favorite Place: Central Park, NY
• Favorite Color: Yellow
• Favorite Food: Pizza
• Favorite Game: Monopoly
• Favorite Actor: Toshiro Mifune
• Favorite Number: 10

Appearances

• Almost every episode of Glove and Boots.

Gallery

Mario describing Jell-o

Mario in the future

Mario showing off his free bag

Mario disscusing cyanoacrylate

"I am no witch! I am not even a lady!"

Trivia

• Mario has a crossbow in "Levels of Trolling", and also mentions having a flamethrower in the same episode.
• In the early years, Mario had his own show called "Mario's Word of the Week".
• In 2004, he had orange hair. But since 2006, he had red hair as the same color of his skin.
• Mario and Fafa met when Mario moved in
• Mario had also dated Fafa's sister (it's unknown if he still is)
  • It is unlikely he still does as Mario now has a crush on Katy Perry
• Mario has a Jewish cousin named David but we don't know if Mario himself is.
  • It may not be the case for Mario as Fafa just says his cousin but it would still have been worth noting.